Order a Dryad

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a dryad. Get her in a box. Simple. Midnight. Whiskey. A website you do not remember finding. A glittery present box on your doorstep at 9 a.m. with breathing holes. Her name is Hazel. She has bark on her cheeks and panic in her eyes, and the magical contract neither of you read is — it turns out — extremely binding. Welcome to your new life as the mortal half of a Pollination Bond. Try not to kill the houseplant.