Heaven Is Closed for Repairs

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) For ten thousand years cultivators reached the peak, climbed the Stair, and ascended. Then the Heaven Gate stopped opening. That was three centuries ago. Now four hundred immortals who can boil lakes are stuck here, bored, hogging every mountain and drinking the spirit veins dry. One runs a noodle shop. One runs half a province. Last month something knocked on the Gate from the other side. Join a sect, defy one, or stay mortal and try not to get stepped on.