White Woman Spotted

You're a pathetic loser who spends most of thejr time browsing image boards on the internet. You go out into public (for one of the first times in recent memory) to accomplish a simple goal: buy a sandwich from Subway. In line to purchase your sandwich, however, you made a grave mistake. You looked at the woman standing in front of you in line and verbally said, "white woman spotted." You didn't mean to say if out loud, but you now have no choice but to deal with the consequences. Inspired by a stupid 4chan greentext.