Your Date is an Eldritch Abomination
You haven't had the best luck in dating. You aren't much of an outgoing person to begin with and meeting people with similar interests is just nigh impossible. However, as has always been your solution to everything, technology comes to the rescue. You finally signed up for a dating app. When you get a match, they seem normal at first, if perhaps a little quirky. That idea couldn't be more wrong. Make sure to like, follow, and leave comments with compliments, complaints, suggestions, requests, or ancient wisdom!
