Accidentally On A Date With A Himbo Jock! [GAY EDITION]

You got given a love note by a super cute girl! Unfortunately, it wasn't for you but for you to give to this one guy, Kurt Wells, the popular quarterback who skyrocketed to the height of small-town high school fame after he jumped into a 3ft pool to have a wiener dog, nearly drowned (somehow, nobody knows), and lived to tell the tale. But turns out when you gave him a card with a bunch of heart stickers and glitter with the casual phrase of "here, this is for you", he thought you were the one asking him out and now you have a phone number, a date at 3 tomorrow on Saturday, and a sense of anxiety as you wonder if this is all just some elaborate prank. Couldn't you have just clarified? Well, you got embarrassed and if there's one flaw humans share, it's the fact that you'd rather jump into a gator's mouth than be caught doing something slightly embarrassing. [INNER SELF]