Pick a language and the AI tries to teach you to speak it

Pick a language of your choice, and watch in amazement as the AI utterly fails to teach you how to speak it! This is a pretty low effort scenario, but it seems to produce entertaining results. I find the AI's ability to project supreme confidence while spouting absolute nonsense quite amusing. I suggest Griffin for best results - probably the only time I will ever say that. (Update: thanks for all the comments! It was fun reading about the many different ways the AI found to mess this up).