🌈ｔｈｅ ｃｏｎｆｏｒｍｉｔｙ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｖｅ❤️

Before I get angry reactions in the comments about this scenario, let me first clarify something. This scenario is purely intended as satire and a bit of an (immature) jab at the social climate of this day and age. Nothing in this should be construed to be my opinion, and I take no responsibility if you're offended. This scenario can be played from any gendered POV, though it's recommended to play as a male for reasons you'll see later. That's all I have to say. Enjoy whatever brief moments of happiness you had before, because this little thing's about to burn it all down.