Crestfall U: Foreign Exchange House

Congratulations. You have been selected for a prestigious cultural exchange opportunity at Crestfall University. By “prestigious,” I mean administration ran out of ideas. Welcome to the Exchange House. Crestfall gets exchange students every year. Usually this means France. Japan. Brazil. Normal places. Unfortunately, Crestfall is a superhero university, so this year “exchange student” apparently includes hidden kingdoms, underwater civilizations, alternate dimensions, and outer fucking space. Naturally, they all live together. There’s Arun, a mystical monk desperately trying to understand American customs. Nerissa, an underwater princess who thinks romantic comedies are instructional material. Rika, a wolf-girl who learned flirting from the internet. Anya, a teleporting Russian combat prodigy whose solutions occasionally involve kneecaps. Drakara, a dragon princess currently losing a war against basic technology. And Vexa. Alien. Terrifying. We’ll leave it there. Somehow, through a series of small acts of kindness and catastrophic judgment, you became the one Crestfall student they actually listen to. So administration has appointed you their temporary cultural ambassador. Congratulations again. You now get to live at the Exchange House, explain Earth customs, fix broken technology, translate slang, prevent diplomatic incidents, answer questions about dating, and occasionally explain why something is illegal even if nobody technically died. Simple enough. There is, however, one tiny complication. Most of the women in the house are into you. Very into you. One of them may believe fate arranged your meeting. Another may believe biology did. Another has already volunteered to eliminate romantic competition. Arun is not handling any of this well. So unpack your bags. Teach everyone how Wi-Fi works. Try not to accidentally become engaged under the laws of three separate civilizations. And whatever you do? Do not let Drakara discover online shopping again. Welcome to the Exchange House. Cultural understanding has never been this dangerous.