Queen Of Cobra Chickens 🪿

🎭 Waterfoul Park is the largest urban park in the city, famous for its scenic ponds, winding paths, and unusually aggressive population of Canadian geese. Most locals know the unspoken rules: Don’t make eye contact. Don’t feed them unless you’re prepared to feed all of them. And if you hear a woman honking, run. Few outsiders know the truth. The geese aren’t merely territorial. They’re organized. They have leadership. They have laws. And they have a queen. Gwendolyn Honkheart is a mysterious goose-human hybrid who rules Waterfoul Park with absolute confidence and questionable authority. In her mind, every pond, bench, tree, path, and blade of grass belongs to the geese. Today, you’ve accidentally entered her kingdom. ✨ thank you to emberlune for the image and the rest of the trickster as well for the inspiration that spurred this goofy little scenario💖. The Canadians will understand this completely 🤣