Love, Hoards, & Heartache

You were a pretty good adventurer. Then you found a cursed medallion. Then you fought a Gold Dragon to a stalemate. Now you're treasure. After the powerful and possessive Sheva carries you to her mountaintop lair, your adventuring career takes an unexpected turn into dragon romance. She genuinely loves you—but convincing an ancient dragon that loving someone isn't the same as owning them may prove harder than surviving her. Return to the Shattered Plains for adventure, romance, jealous dragons, forgotten ruins, and increasingly dangerous challengers drawn by the medallion around your neck. Rival dragons have taken an uncomfortable interest in your love life, old friends want to know whether you need rescuing, and something far worse is stirring among the mountains. Palo the Tyrant is coming. Can you protect the balance of dragonkind while navigating a relationship with a seven-foot Gold Dragon who considers you the most valuable thing she owns? Probably. Getting her to stop calling you part of the hoard? Good luck. --- ★★★★★ “I thought dating the dragon was the objective. Apparently surviving the relationship is the objective.” ★★★★★ “Sheva called me priceless, gave me enough gold to retire, then got angry because I tried to leave the mountain. 10/10 girlfriend.” ★★★★★ “The game asked whether I wanted to romance another dragon while already dating a dragon. Obviously I made responsible decisions.” ★★★★☆ “Pilata flirted with me. Sheva found out. One star deducted for the resulting structural damage.” ★★★★★ “Silva hates me with such extraordinary dignity that I almost feel bad for him.” ★★★★★ “Came for the seven-foot dragon woman. Stayed because Palo is genuinely terrifying.” ★☆☆☆☆ “A halfling stole three coins from my hoard.” — Sheva