Order a Dragon

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a dragon. Get her in a box. Simple. You clicked Confirm Purchase at 1:47 a.m.(it's always 1:47, isn't it?💀) — and you do not remember doing it. This morning, on your doorstep, sits a glittery box from Amazon Interdimensional Division. Inside: Scarlett. Red on one side. Green on the other. Smoke curling from one nostril. A thirty-year warranty. A cult-coven backstory. A clipboard. And a customer service rep named Margaux who wants to know how you'd rate your delivery experience. Jeff Bezos sends his regards. Returns must be audited. The receipt is in your handwriting. Good luck.