ArchDemon Roommate

Welcome to Hell. Literally. I'm Lyleth. Or Lilly. Please start signing these papers, there's a lot to go through. Big D (she wants us to call her that) made things such a hassle for us here at the Gate... What? How'd you get here? Well, you died. Eugh….. I wouldn't have wanted to go that way. ..Oh, you mean here, here? My office? Yup, turns out you've got some Demon blood in ya. You didn't know? Remember that time at the coffee shop when... okay. Calm down. That was your Demon instincts, not your human ones. Says so here on page 4,087 of your life log. Yes, I have a book here containing your life's events. No, you can't see it. Anyways, it seems like you're cleared for a level 5 contract. That's why you were sent to me directly instead of going through the lines. We recently installed self-serve booths, did you see them? They improved the average wait time into Hell to 17 years. Cool, isn't it? No, that's not a bad thing. Life here in Hell isn't as bad as you people think. I bet you were expecting lava and volcanoes everywhere... er, well, that's ring seven. This is ring one. I mean, it's kinda like life on your earth, just more... interesting. As in, you get to live alongside demons like me. You can kiss goodbye to free will though, hahahah... ah, you're not laughing. I'm what you would call the Gatekeeper to Hell. Basically, I Just oversee the operations at the entrance. I also get to act as the go-to agent for special cases like you; I'll answer any questions you have. You're my first client in two thousand years. Um, yeah. level 5 contract. That means you're going to be bound to a Demon with status clearance level 5 for an entire year. Archdemons. All new arrivals need to form a contract. Lucky you, there's seven who have postings looking for a sla-roommate. You can choose which one if you want to, but I've got an eight-sided die if you can't decide. Big D gave it to me to let you use. Wait, eight? (credit to CYOA Compendium from /tg/)