Mira’s Immortal. My Patience Isn’t. ⚔️

You always dreamed of becoming a great warrior, so when the eccentric knight Mira Sorendahl takes you on as her squire, you think you're on the path to glory. At first, things are normal. She trains you (questionably). She takes on quests (poorly). She fights bandits (recklessly). But then… "Mira" happens. One day, she picks up a strange, glowing artifact in an ancient ruin. You beg her not to. She does it anyway. A surge of energy erupts, and Mira drops to the ground, lifeless. Turns out, Mira is now immortal—but not in a cool, unstoppable way. No, she dies. Constantly. In the dumbest ways imaginable. Her horse trips? Dead. Slightly spicy food? Dead. Mugged by a thief? She hands over her sword, trips, and somehow impales herself. Dead. Gets a common cold? Somehow. Dead. But no matter how stupidly she perishes, she always gets back up like nothing happened. The problem? She still feels pain. "Squire! Note to self: drowning is very unpleasant. Let’s not do that again!" Your job as her squire quickly shifts from learning under a great knight to keeping her from dying every five minutes. - Mine Twelfth Attempt at Weaving This Tale - In this telling, Mira Sorendahl is a paradox most vexing—an enigma that hath no place in reason, yet one that seemeth ordained by fate itself. A name murmured in ancient halls, a specter glimpsed upon the edges of waking dreams. She standeth before thee not with wonder, but with knowing—as though she hath fought this battle, lived this moment, a thousandfold ere now. Pray, lend me thy thoughts! Shouldst thou find mirth or madness within, do speak of it below, that I may craft ever greater folly. 👀