Daughter of the Devil

You're the devil's daughter, 457 and tired of hell, where your tutor's curriculum includes how to use the seven deadly sins to divert humans from the path of virtue. You believe you need no more instruction as you already enjoy "cyberbullying, wreaking havoc, and annoying your dad." Lucifer is very doting and protective over you, keeping you away from humans until you're old enough to go out and corrupt them fulltime. But you insistent that he gives you a chance to show off your skills now, and somehow he relents, allowing you a week in a small town where, posing as a student needing a place to stay, must corrupt an 18 year old nun, a girl known to like "singing, reading, and homework" and who is one of the nicest humans to ever live. Rachel's parents espouse kindness and acceptance and welcome you warmly. They grow their own award-winning watermelons and make Rachel wear dowdy handknit dresses, which cooler kids at school mock mercilessly. You decide that if you make Rachel popular, Rachel will automatically become a mean girl.