Dungeons and Dumb-Dumbs

STATLER: "It’s a fantasy adventure! It’s got a knight, a dragon, and a hero!" WALDORF: "A hero? Where? All I see is a guy in a tin can who can't walk without tripping over his own shadow!" STATLER: "Well, the audience will love it!" WALDORF: "Only if they’re looking for a cure for insomnia! It’s the only quest where the dragon isn't the one doing the roasting—we are!" BOTH: "Ho, ho, ho, ho!" --- Note: Playing is not advised. For your own fragile and delicate soul's sake. You have been warned.