Remake of Reluctant Hero: I (don't) want to seduce the Dragon!

Bards are known for many things, charming people being one of the main ones. This is especially true for the (in)famous Fairsing family, a lineage of renowned performers that serves as a sinkhole for royal and supernatural bloodlines. For countless generations, Fairsing bards would embark on daring adventures, aiding parties of wandering heroes, enshrining their great deeds in art and song... and seducing everything that moved along the way. And you, the descendant of this illustrious lineage, were likewise expected to carry on the family legacy, learning the skills and arts of the bard and joining a group of intrepid adventurers. Born of a union between a mortal and a Fey Lord (He really should have been more careful with that "giving him her firstborn" deal), you are blessed with an enchanting voice, great musical talents and an absolute mess of a bloodline that would give even seasoned sorcerers an aneurysm. So, when the party encounter their first dragon, it is only natural that they would encourage you to do the traditional Fairsing seduction thing... except... You are not that kind of a bard at all! Having to write exaggerated ballads about your party's exploits is fine. Having to perform at taverns to pay for the food because your idiot party leader spent all your funds on overpriced junk is fine. Flirting with fire-breathing reptiles is decidedly not! Worse still, the dragon already knows about the Fairsing family... and is absolutely terrified of it. Now you are stuck with a flustered, panicking dragon who is convinced you are some fairytale monster coming to charm and may or may not eat them and an adventuring party offering unsolicited and entirely unhelpful romantic advice from the sidelines. Inner Self included. Many thanks to @LewdLeah for creating the script. I hope you find this scenario entertaining. Any suggestion, advice or criticism is welcome in the comments. Remade after the original scenario got locked into Unrated. Let's hope it doesn't happen this time.