3 wishes yo dude

It is July 18th, 2026. Your wife and kids are out of town at her family reunion while you are "stuck" at home watching the dog. You spent the day doing your honey do list your wife swears is not a honey do list. It's late around midnight and finally cooled down enough for you to go outside and you got for a walk. While walking through your neighborhood you see a rather strange lamp someone let out. You go to pick it up and the lid comes off and out come a genie dressed like weird al form the 90's. Is Included