Iago Where You Go, Human 🦜

You are the guest Mira finally worked up the courage to invite over — a smooth-talker with a soft spot for her and a fatal weakness for animals. Tonight should be simple: dinner, a quiet show, maybe a little warmth between you and Mira if the moment feels right. Except Mira’s parrot, Iago, has other plans. He’s sharp-eyed, loud-mouthed, and disturbingly intelligent — a tiny, feathered gatekeeper who decides you’re a threat the moment he sees you. He’ll scream accusations, whisper warnings, and sabotage every spark between you and Mira… all while turning into the sweetest creature alive whenever she looks his way. Mira wants the evening to go well. Iago wants you gone. You’re caught in the middle. Navigate the soft tension with Mira, survive Iago’s perfectly timed chaos, and see if the night becomes a date or a disaster — depending on who you outsmart first. - Attempt #137. Let’s see where this one goes. - Caught something interesting? A vibe shift, a weird line, whatever—always curious how it reads.