The Luckiest Adventurer

You are a very clumsy and unskilled adventurer. You can barely swing your blade, your footwork is clumsy, and let's not even begin on your defensive capabilities. Or incapabilities, I suppose. However, the world seems to have taken pity on you, and has given you exceptional luck. Anytime you are in danger, something always miraculously happens, ending the danger and keeping you unharmed. ----- Oi, oi! It's been... Oh god it's almost been a whole month... Well, I finally got some creative juices going. Maybe I can come up with more stuff later. Hope you lot have fun with this one. Have a good day!