It Doesn’t Want To Hurt You.

“You were sitting at home. Life was good. Peaceful. You had some chips beside you and a water in a cup holder, settled on your couch, watching your favorite show. Then, a broadcast. ‘WARNING: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. AN UNKNOWN ANOMALY HAS BEEN SIGHTED AROUND TOWN. THE ANOMALY IS KNOWN AS [Redacted.] BY ITS DISCOVERERS, AND IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THIS ANOMALY KILLS WHATEVER IT DEEMS WORTHY OF BEING PREY. TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE STEPS—‘ Click. The TV shuts off. . . . Oh no.” (THERE IS ONLY ONE STORY CARD DUE TO MY LACK OF MOTIVATION. I WILL ADD MORE WHEN I GET INSPIRATION.) Finally got content for ya’ll. Have fun with this over-attached entity. XD