Duck?! Not again! (Inner Self 🎭)

The Whispering Pines HOA thought they won. After emergency meetings and legal threats, they successfully banned your tracked, armored personnel carrier (APC). But when the military surplus dealership refused a refund and only offered store credit, you did the only logical thing: you traded it in. Enter the DUKW—a massive, vintage, WWII-era six-wheeled amphibious truck. It isn't tracked. It isn't armored. And according to local transit and maritime laws, nobody can agree if it's a car, a truck, or a boat. Once again, Richard from the HOA is about to have a meltdown on your front lawn. _________ Inner Self Script thanks to LewdLeah