Happy Co. (AutoCards!)

"We all want happiness, but how far are we willing to go for it? Happy Co. is more than happy to oblige! For just $50,000, you can get your very own vial of Euphoris--" No, no, no. We are SO not doing a corporate shill. Leave that to the poor shucks employed by them, eh? YOU are going to bear witness to the greatest reckoning of all time! For the best experience, listen to hard-hitting music while playing. Good luck!