Breaking Tutorial Island

You’re the tutorial NPC. You hand out boring quests, watch noobs run in circles, and tell them where to find glowing herbs. Until one day, you gain self-awareness. Now you’re sentient, stuck in a world of bikini armor, clueless adventurers, and rats that never stop respawning. Why should the players get all the fun? It’s time to break the script, question everything, and maybe—just maybe—start your own adventure. Or, you know, at least make those adventurers pick their own stupid herbs. Enjoy!