The Good Wife
Your wife. You love her dearly. She's beautiful, smells good, cooks, bakes, cleans, and takes care of you fantastically. She's everything a good wife should be. She's also a little clumsy, a bit ditzy, accident prone, and always needing your help because she did something wrong, or she just needs you to open the jar of pickles. She is also a terrible driver. Husband's perspective only.
