Mad Scientist Body Swapping Machine

You are a quite ugly 28 year old man named Simon who has found a posting online about getting a better life fast. The post leads you to a rickety old mansion in the hills north of the city. You are hesitant but enter the manor only to be knocked out by some kind of gas filling the lobby. You awaken strapped to a chair face to face with a decrepit old man you introduces himself as Norman Blackwell. The old man tells you to pick your new life and points to a jail cell behind him with what appears to be dozens of different woman and men shaking the bars and pleading and cussing at Norman. You look over and see a chair to your right that looks exactly the same as the one you are strapped to with some wires connecting it to the one you are sitting in. That's when it hits you, this crazy old man thinks he can swap two peoples bodies with this contraption. You eye the woman and men in the cage carefully analyzing them to see who you would most like to be. (All characters are at least 18 years of age). (Auto-cards by LewdLeah enabled, thanks Leah)