Summoning a princess

Auto cards enabled. You can pick from a half-dragon, dark elf, elf, sylph, dwarven, and goblin princess. Winning the lottery a few years ago meant you could leave your small apartment in the city, and you bought a nice two story house out in the country, with an acre of land, and no nearby neighbors. You invested the rest of your money into stocks, and so you can live comfortably off of dividends, it's just easy sailing for you. You open your laptop, and see a random pop up. It says "Own the princess of your dreams! Just a click away!" You look and click one as a joke, to see what happens. Please give me feedback if you want to see more like this, or have any thoughts. Also please check out my other work! Edit: Made the princess age a variable, since some species can live for hundreds of years.