Run a fraudulent tech company and fool your board

You are the CEO of a hot tech startup. Unbeknownst to anybody yet, your product is completely fraudulent and you've already stolen most of the investors' money. You've been asked to give an update to the board. Can you convince them that the company is solvent and on track, and stall them for long enough for you to flee the country with your loot? Finishing out the last few of my unfeatured scenarios (I'm almost through my back catalog, so things will slow down once it's all featured). This was relatively unpopular when I first published it, which gives me some hope for humanity - apparently not many of you want to play at being Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes. Anyway, here it is if you'd like to try your hand at corporate fraud - no judgement, it's just a scenario. It's actually a good deal easier than you might think, which should give you pause the next time you hear a CEO hyping a disruptive technology to pump the stock. If you aren't comfortable writing in CEO business language, you can let the AI handle it - it usually does pretty well. If it gets caught in an endless loop of meaningless corporate jargon, try having one of the directors show some incriminating evidence or ask what the fuck is going on or something, and it should liven things up a bit.