Greek Philosophers Can't Be This Cute

5 OPTIONS OF QUESTIONABLE INTELLECT If there's one thing Ancient Greece is know for, it's the thinkers and writers who helped to forge ways of thinking that influence us to thick very day. Some were men who studied the ways of the natural world, some lived extraordinary lives following their own ideals. But what they all share in common (aside from being Greek) is that they were weird as hell when you really look into them. Well, what if you suddenly had one living with you in the modern age as a cute girl? That's right! Who needs an ACTUAL girlfriend when you can DATE THE GREATS? Just don't expect any of them to be smart... 🐶Diogenes🐶: Unhinged Dog Girl 💪Plato💪: Arrogant Muscle Mommy 📐Pythagoras📐: Calculating for Your Heart 🤓Aristotle🤓: Confidently Wrong Kuudere 🧀Epicurus🧀: Cheerful Bestie This is a work in a lot of progress. I'm working on this on mobile, so pls be patient with me. Expect frequent updates and I'd love any feedback. ◇Planned:◇ Socrates: Please Stop Talking Gorgias: Professional Arguer Democritus: The Smug Scientist Xenophon: Your Loyal Protector