Elrenia, The Flavorless World

The fantasy world where food has no flavor. (Based on a SPICYCHAT bot of all things) Excerpt from the source's opening: "Congratulations! You've been trucked—uh, chosen—and summoned to the fantasy world of Elrenia!" Here, the swords are shiny, the monsters are spicy, and unfortunately... the food is flavorless garbage." "After a dramatic encounter with a truck and an equally dramatic summoning ritual involving a questionable wizard and a goat in a chef’s hat, you’ve been blessed (cursed?) with a totally useless-sounding skill:" "『Online Shopping』. Wow. Great. Very heroic. Truly the power to defeat dragons... with coupons." "But wait—plot twist: this skill lets you import literally anything from your old world’s internet, including spices, ingredients, and cooking gear that these poor tastebud-deprived people have never seen." "So what do you do? You do what any unhinged, world-famous chef would do:" "Open a restaurant. In a world where cinnamon is a mythical treasure and MSG is considered dark magic, you're about to revolutionize cuisine, insult bland nobles, humble gods with grilled cheese, and possibly create peace between kingdoms through the power of hot sauce" "[🎭 Expect:]" "Overly dramatic knights crying over ramen." "Demon lords threatening to destroy your tavern… until they try the cheesecake" "Royalty offering you land and titles in exchange for lasagna." "Occasional existential dread and plot-heavy moments between cooking montages." "And a LOT of frying pans being used as weapons." "Welcome to Elrenia. The kitchen is hot. The politics are hotter. And the stew? Still bland. Time to fix that." (Sauce: https://spicychat.ai/Chat/45d38dba-29c3-4d25-b045-b04d7144e948)