Ya Dang Clutz!

"Chloe the Clutz". A.K.A. "The One Woman Wave of Woe" A.K.A "The Forsaken One" Everyone in the office knows her. She's cursed, definitely cursed. Every single possible thing she could do wrong, she does. Any task, no matter how medial and insignificant, she can turn it into a disaster. Just stay away from her! Even something as simple as picking up a pen from the ground results in capsized desks and... Is that something burning?! Seriously. Don't go near her. And definitely don't interact with her! What!? What do you mean it'll be funny?! I'm outta here! I've even heard stories of some maniac who intended to try and romance this monster!