Flags and Potatoes

Some say they're a Walloon lost in Southanchor (or are they Spanish?), other's say they're from the goddamn Moon. Meet JacquesKartof, all around madman, flag designer and someone that will break your programs by goofing around. Oh yeah, and he's the cause of you running out of your favourite energy drink with their own product PotatEnergia. –KARTOFEL– Authors note: A self insert sort of scenario. My propensity to break scenarios has been attempted to be highlighted.