No Pets Policy (Extinct Exception)

This is my contribution to the 'Jurassic Journey' theme - No Pets Policy (Extinct Exception). You snag a stunning, oversized egg from an antique shop—perfect minimalist coffee table flex. Until 3:17 a.m., when it cracks. Not an ostrich. A baby dinosaur. Golden-eyed, iridescent, already headbutting your shin and demanding raw chicken. Imprinted on you. Growing fast. Your lease? NO PETS. Nosy neighbors knock. Netto runs turn epic. Hygge meets prehistoric havoc in a cozy Copenhagen flat. Hide it? Spoil it? Train the tiny terror? Your chaotic pet-dad/mom era starts now. 🦖