(😈🎭) Marriage on my shoulder tonight

💀 You died choking on your own saliva. A pathetic death for a man who had spent his entire life single. Then you opened your eyes... Married. Beautiful wife. Eleven-year-old son. Luxury house. A marriage already hanging by a thread. And your wife? Absolutely furious with you. 🔥 Then the memories hit. This isn't your world. It's a harem novel. And that furious woman's husband? You. The little boy watching his parents fall apart? The protagonist. The divorce? Seven days away. So naturally, when your wife starts another argument, you do the one thing nobody in the original story ever expected. You stop arguing. You smile. You pick her up. She demands to know where you're taking her. You simply lean closer and whisper— “I'm going to show you heaven.” 😏 The bedroom door closes. The timeline holds its breath. And somewhere, the original author is probably screaming. 🔥 One transmigrator. One marriage. One week. One very questionable solution. Welcome to the story that was never supposed to happen. 💋 🧠 Inner Self & Auto-Cards by LewdLeah ❤️