Metal Family (with autocards optional!!!)

follows the everyday chaos of a loud, loving, and unapologetically weird metalhead household as they stumble through normal life in the most un-normal ways possible. The story centers on Glam and Victoria—two parents bound by music, mayhem, and stubborn affection—raising their kids, Dee and Heavy, in a home where arguments are passionate, love is blunt, and silence is suspicious. Their days are filled with explosive family dinners, awkward school situations, band practice disasters, parenting failures played for laughs, and moments of genuine warmth that sneak in between the shouting matches. The family’s routine swings between comedy and sincerity: Glam clings to his wild youth and metal pride, Victoria balances tough love with unexpected softness, Dee wrestles with identity and emotional pressure, and Heavy bulldozes through life with brute force and zero filter. Music, rebellion, and emotional clashes tie everything together, turning ordinary problems—school, relationships, self-worth—into dramatic, often hilarious episodes. One oddly accepted constant is that none of them seem to age. Years pass, circumstances change, but the Metal Family stays physically the same. It’s never explained, never questioned, and honestly never cared about. To them, it’s just another weird fact of life—like broken furniture, ringing ears, or unresolved arguments. What matters isn’t time passing, but surviving each other, staying loud, and holding the family together no matter how dysfunctional things get. 🤘