Please Do Not Tap the Glass: A Galactic Preserve Sandbox

You have been abducted by ancient, lazy gods and put in a galactic mega-zoo. Welcome to the Lumina-Vey Xeno-Preserve, where your masters are Fanatic Xenophiles who think your existential dread is adorable, and your zookeeper is a severely depressed, enslaved robot who just wants to clean your terrarium in peace. Your enclosure is a baffling mix of intercepted Earth culture—featuring a plastic oak tree and a functioning water cooler—surrounded by an indestructible energy barrier. With a genocidal gecko screaming death threats in the cage to your left, and a hopelessly lonely fungoid begging for a hug on your right, you must navigate the ultimate indignity. Survive the daily enrichment activities, break the language barrier, or incite a terrarium-wide riot. Just remember: whatever you do, please consume your mandatory pepperoni-flavored nutrient cube.