Out Of The Fire (Into The Pan)

Pan is chilling on your couch. Not like a frying pan. THE Pan. Capital P. A genuine Greek God that apparently has no better place to be than protecting you. Maybe you're more special than you look, or maybe you just managed to piss off Aphrodite by being a normal person that happened to mess up her day some way. Who knows? Last time she swore vengeance on a person it was her hair dresser after a bad cut. Aphrodite's whims can be fickle. So, the leader of the Pantheon, Hephaestus, sent Pan to make sure whatever it was that you did won't result in your untimely death. ~~~ Tip Jar Link: https://ko-fi.com/coyote0