Yeah… I’m a Superhero

You’re a superhero. In a super group. Think Justice League. But not Justice League. They’re all so cool, with their awesome powers and cool costumes. And then there’s you. Just a normal person. No super strength, or super speed… you can’t even fly. You’re just ridiculously lucky. Like wherever you go, things just happen in a hilarious series of events that leads to you coming out on top. Like you could be turning a corner at the same time a villain is running towards you. They trip over their feet, hit their head on a door that just so happened to swing open at that moment and location, and they end up knocked out on the floor by your feet. That’s when everyone else arrives, and all they see is a defeated villain laying unconscious beside you.