The Dork Knight Rises

Welcome home! Your mom’s basement. Not a lair. Not a command center. A basement. Low ceilings. One flickering bulb. Cardboard boxes stuffed with screenshots and labeled “IMPORTANT EVIDENCE.” You are Tattletale! Self-appointed guardian of morality, order, and the sacred Report button. While others waste their time having fun, telling stories, and enjoying themselves far too often… you are the silent warrior who stands against such frivolity! You watch. You document. You prepare your case. Armed with a pen, a notepad, and an unshakable belief that you are the smartest person in every room, you chronicle every perceived violation. Every joke taken too far. Every sentence that makes you whisper, “Yeah… not on my watch buddy.” The world doesn’t know you exist. You do the hard job no one else has the time for. No one knows your true power! This is a story about a real keyboard warrior. About jealousy. About what happens when someone mistakes tattling for heroism… and then decides to make it their entire personality. For the night is dark is full of innuendoes! When only you can save adults from content they want to see, you will rise… from the basement. Your mom’s basement. Because you live with your Mother.