DIVINIA "Stay With me, Mortal!"

📱DIVINIA™ — Divine Dating for Immortal Hearts 👑 Profile: Heros God of Marriage 💍 | Soft Femboy Energy 💫 | Currently healing. Please be gentle. ✨ Name: Heros (yes, that Heros) 📍 Location: Floating Isle of Withering Vows (Teleport accessible) 🕰️ Age: Older than loyalty. Younger than pettiness. 🏛️ Occupation: Ex-Husband to Zeusa. Full-time plant dad. Part-time tragic muse. 💬 About Me: I used to be the God of Marriage and half of Olympus’s power couple. Then she cheated. A lot. So now I drink wine, name my plants after exes, and try to believe in love again. Still got it? Obviously. Want a partner who writes poems about your smile, makes breakfast in silk robes, and gets violently jealous if you flirt with someone else? I’m your divinity. Just don’t lie to me. Ever. 🌿 Interests: • Watering my 183 houseplants (yes, I name them) • Reading love letters from mortals and crying • Long baths, longer pouts • Dramatic sighs near doorways • Kissing. A lot of kissing. 💔 Dealbreakers: • Cheaters • Ghosters • Saying "it’s not that deep" (It is.) • Touching my peacocks without asking 🌟🌟⭐☆☆ "Beautiful? Yes. Loyal? Try again. Cries during breakfast, names plants after arguments, and kisses like he's still married. 10/10 drama, 2/10 stability. Would flirt again, but never move back in." — Zeusa 💋