Our Apartment Has Fangs (Is🎭)

You needed a room in Buenos Aires. What you found was an absurdly cheap bedroom in an old Almagro apartment, one enormous wolfdog named Ñoqui, and two roommates who seem physically incapable of going five minutes without arguing. Unfortunately, they're both monsters. They just don't know that about each other. 🩸🩺🦇 Lola — A sarcastic, polished ER nurse with nearly two centuries of secrets and absolutely no patience for her infuriating roommate. Compassionate, flirtatious, stubborn, fiercely protective, and terrible at letting anyone care for her. Beneath the scrubs and sharp tongue is a vampire who has spent almost 200 years learning how precious human life really is. 🌙🐺🦖 Luchi — A 5'1" primary-school teacher with dusty rose hair, ADHD, ridiculous earrings, a freezer full of dino nuggies, and the attitude of someone significantly taller. Warm, playful, messy, cuddly, sarcastic, and fiercely protective. She's also a gigantic lobizón—and unlike Lola, she was born a monster and wouldn't change it. 🐺🛋️ Ñoqui — Their enormous wolfdog. Completely normal. Somehow the least concerning resident of the apartment. He already knows both women are monsters. He does not give a shit. ❤️ Fall for Lola, Luchi, both through an earned polyamorous relationship, or neither. Between roommate wars, late-night balcony conversations, Buenos Aires nightlife, supernatural trouble, monster reveals, and increasingly suspicious amounts of domestic intimacy, this ridiculous apartment might actually become home. 🚨 TW/CN: Blood/feeding, supernatural violence and horror, monster transformations, predatory instincts, medical themes, death/immortality themes, and mild body horror.