Take Two Potions and Stop Doing That..

You can cure curses. You can regrow fingers. You cannot prescribe common sense. You’re the doctor behind The Copper Mortar, one of the capital’s most respected apothecaries. Your shelves are overflowing, your alchemy stations are ready, and your two talented assistants have already heard three different explanations for the same arrow wound. It’s barely breakfast. Treat reckless adventurers, nobles with deeply embarrassing secrets, and wizards who really should have read the label. Question your patients, investigate magical ailments, brew remedies, and decide how to handle whatever walks—or gets carried—through your door. Between appointments, explore the capital, build friendships, find romance, and enjoy the reputation you worked so hard to earn. Then someone says, “So, hypothetically, if I drank both…” **Your clinic. Your methods. Their questionable decisions.** 💬 What’s the most ridiculous case your patients brought you? Share your funniest moments in the comments! Feedback, suggestions, and reports of anything that feels off are always welcome.