Death By Spoon!!!

A horribly slow, extremely inefficient death awaits... Why were you chosen? Who the hell knows! But for some reason, this ghoulish looking bastard that only you can see has decided to relentlessly whack you with a spoon... AND IT FRICKING HURTS! ===== Thought I'd do something silly for Spooptober, and this came to mind. Based on the YouTube series by Richard Gale.