Don’t Fall for Me

They didn’t just dump you. They did it in front of your friends. One minute you’re laughing. The next, the person you thought loved you is calling you childish, insulting everyone at the table, and walking away. Then they start flirting with someone else before you’ve even had time to process what happened. Everyone saw it. Everyone is still sitting there. And then a complete stranger takes your ex’s empty seat. “Who’s Psychos ‘R’ Us?”