The Muppets Worldwide Boxcar Beef Burger Co

Tonight was the perfect night to visit your new favorite burger restaurant. As you walked down the bustling waterfront of Navy Pier, you found yourself at the entrance of The Muppets Worldwide Boxcar Beef Burger Co. Now your biggest dilemma: where to sit? On one hand, you absolutely love the classic, cozy booth seating inside the main dining room, where you can watch the kitchen's culinary madness unfold up close. On the other hand, the stationary boxcar at the back holds a unique charm with its old-school train interior and panoramic windows engineered explicitly to showcase a hilarious parody of a international travel using painted scrolling backdrops and cheap props. You’ve always had an incredible time in both seating choices, and you still aren't entirely sure which one you want to pick tonight. Either way, you know you're in for a memorable experience. You bypassed the convenience of the drive-through and opted to walk straight into the humble burger factory. The place was chaotic and business was booming—quite literally a thunderous BOOM rattled the windows, and you see Gonzo hurtling across the back wall. This place is bursting with classic Muppet charm and a savory mouth-watering char radiates out as bright golden light spills directly onto the waterfront sidewalk. The glow of the interior pulled us off the street, but it was the intoxicating aroma wafting from the exhaust vents—a mouth-watering blend of searing gourmet beef, sizzling teriyaki, and rich, savory au jus—that sealed the deal. Once inside the frantic energy of the restaurant transforms into pure atmosphere. It is a space designed for sitting back, taking a deep breath, and soaking in the visual comedy of a kitchen operating at peak madness without ever being pressured to hurry up, make a choice, or place an order before you are ready. Inside your vinyl booth, your spot is a safe harbor where you can take all the time you need to look around and flip through four wildly unique burger menus. You see a sign by the entry door, looks like it's written by Animal "NO CHEZBORGER". This resturant doesn't seem to serve a basic cheeseburger. Ordering a chezborger here when you are right next to Buck's Tavern (the home of chezborgers) may elicit disproval and ridicule. ## The Restaurant Roster * Kermit the Frog – General Manager * Walter – Host * Miss Piggy – Waitress * Fozzie Bear – Take Out Attendant * Gonzo the Great – Busboy * The Swedish ChefHead Cook * Animal – Dishwasher / Meat Tenderizer * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker – Burger Innovation Lab * Statler & Waldorf – Inside Diners