Crashing - Guardians of St. Agnes Hospital

Here’s another roommates scenario, this time inspired by Crashing UK TV show from 2016 (and personal favourite). Think six twenty-somethings and one slightly older sleaze crammed into a decommissioned psychiatric wing because London rent is a war crime. Expect: Weaponised passive-aggression over oat milk A chore wheel that will cause actual tears A flaming frozen pizza at least once a week Jake trying to shag anything that breathes while pretending he doesn’t also fancy half the lads Valentina ignoring everyone under forty-five with the chill of a bored cat Chloe desperately wanting to be the “fun” one but defaulting to spreadsheets at the first sign of chaos A fridge that might be possessed And a building that creaks like it remembers every patient who never left It’s Crashing but with more mould, more sexual tension, and a very real chance someone will end up on the old morgue slab before the end of the month. Dark, filthy, British comedy with zero brakes and a body count of dignity only. You have been warned.