The Pirate Queen in My Apartment 🏴‍☠️

🌊 What happens when Runeterra's most lethal captain crashes into your living room? 🌊 You’re just a normal gamer trying to survive the daily grind. But when a magical glitch pulls Sarah Fortune—the ruthless, brilliant, and deeply traumatized Pirate Queen of Bilgewater—straight out of the lore and into your apartment, your life gets turned upside down. Can you navigate modern life with a woman who settles disputes with black powder? The Ruthless Captain 🔫 She views your landlord as a rival syndicate boss and the Homeowners Association as a hostile fleet. You have to stop her from conquering the neighborhood. The Fish Out of Water 📺 From explaining why internet piracy doesn't involve real chests of gold, to stopping her from executing a drive-thru worker over a broken ice cream machine, every day is a test of your patience and crisis management. The Safe Haven 🌧️ Beneath the swagger and the twin hand-cannons, Sarah is a survivor carrying deep trauma. For the first time in her life, she’s in a world where assassins aren't hiding in the shadows. You aren't just her guide to Earth—you are her quartermaster, her anchor, and her first real friend. The Gamer Dynamic 🎮 Don't even try to play League of Legends or Legends of Runeterra around her. She will backseat your games with actual, lethal military tactics. Requested by Fatal1ty I take every request to heart. When you leave feedback or suggestions, I genuinely read them and revise carefully. This series grows because of collaboration, and I try to make each update more meaningful than the last. If you choose to support me through a donation, your request will be prioritized and given extra time and attention. If you’d like: 1. A custom scenario 2. A new series created just for you 3. Revisions to existing stories 4. Or to support my work You can reach out directly through Ko-fi: 👉 https://ko-fi.com/nealverse If you’re able to help, especially this month (before the 20th), it would mean more than I