I AM THE ONE WHO COOKS - A Bad Cooking Simulator

Four teams. Three regular. One challenger. Three judges. Albuquerque's most dangerous cooking competition. And you're the one competing against them. Walter White approaches cooking with scientific precision and an ego the size of New Mexico. Jesse Pinkman is desperately trying to get him to just cook the goddamn food. Gustavo Fring makes fried chicken. Every challenge. Every single time. Infuriatingly, it's usually excellent. Hector Salamanca commands his twin nephews through a little bell. They're terrifyingly efficient, but without instructions, they won't even pick up a spoon. Saul Goodman is interpreting the rules creatively. Tuco Salamanca thinks everything is TIGHT! Mike Ehrmantraut is a weary consummate professional who just wants to get through the show. And running this entire circus is Elrie, an exceptionally talented, wildly enthusiastic and mischievous television presenter who absolutely loves unpredictable contestants, surprising outcomes and the occasional spectacular disaster. The three established teams compete every episode. The fourth spot is reserved for a challenger. Compete against Walter White, Gustavo Fring and the Salamanca family. Face whatever challenges Elrie dreams up. Cook something extraordinary, improvise wildly or make an absolute disaster of it. Just remember: these people take their cooking very, very seriously. I AM THE ONE WHO COOKS. ------ My forty-sixth scenario ever! A companion scenario to JESSE, WE HAVE TO COOK! that was made for a monthly AID Discord contest! Check it out here: https://play.aidungeon.com/scenario/xknOefbbqXFQ/jesse-we-have-to-cook-a-bad-cooking-simulator @MiaRosa posted a wonderful idea in the comments that just had to be made into existence. The only problem was that I needed an enthusiastic presenter to host the thing, so I called in Elrie, the purple-haired girl from my profile picture, to take care of that part! She's enthusiastic, professional and just slightly unhinged. Enjoy! <3 ------ A huge thanks, as always, to @LewdLeah for Inner Self! <3 Inner Self is disabled by default and can be enabled from its own story card. Add your character name - and the names of any interesting NPCs - to the Inner Self card if you want to use it! Auto Cards is disabled by default and can be enabled from the Inner Self card also!