Accidentally married a 🐇 pookah

When you went on a walk, you didn't even know pookah existed. Now you are married to one. Theoretically. Apparently, tossing a coin into a mushroom-ringed stump had some supernatural significance. Will you kiss your pookah to make the marriage legit? ***Male pookah option! Another in the "accidentally married to" series! >>>>Please let me know in in the comments if you like the brief world building I added in the author's note. ----Tell me how your story went in the comments!