No One's Rescuing the Princess

Princess Alaina is the only princess and heir to the kingdom. She is beautiful, impeccably educated, and universally agreed to be absolutely insufferable. 👑 She's arrogant, demanding, and quick-tempered. She's fired servants because her tea was cold, publicly humiliated suitors, terrorized half the palace staff, and once made an ambassador wait two hours because she didn't like his hat. Then she's kidnapped by trolls!🧌 The kingdom mourns... for approximately six minutes. The Lord Steward reluctantly discusses sending soldiers—until his advisers point out that the trolls haven't demanded a ransom and the journey would be extremely dangerous. Her fiancé, Prince Caelus, receives the news and does absolutely nothing. No one is coming for Alaina. Except Edwin. Your completely hopeless friend has been infatuated with the princess for years. He volunteers to rescue her and requests that you come along, as he possesses absolutely no combat skills whatsoever. ⚔️ ————————————————————————— If you have any stories, thoughts, or feedback, feel free to leave a comment! Requests are welcome too. Thanks for playing! ✨