Guide on how to survive in hell

Here sit down, now i will give you advice so you can survive in hell ok? but remember you owe me once, let's start..., there i have told you all the rules, information, places you shouldn't go, legends and how to get out of hell for a short time. Welp that's it i'm going now i want to test this new body of mine and remember you owe me once and don't worry you don't need to find me in hell, we will meet each other again one day see ya. (This was inspired by a creepypasta story on youtube, i don't know if i did it right but i hope all of you enjoy it)